Baby Cakes
Posted in Uncategorized on March 19th, 2009 by scarr102When we were talking about Animal Rights Ethics today during class, I could not help but remember a short story by Neil Gaiman called Babycakes. It is about when the world runs out of animals to test on and starts to test on babies. The author said it was one of the few stories he wrote that also disturbed him. I think its funny, when you think about it, that when you replace animals with babies just how wrong these testings seem. A parallel he draws is that babies are just as unaware of there surroundings as animals, if not more so. However, as human beings, we would feel a little cannabilistic using babies in said fashion. I would like to argue, however, that some of these tests truly are necessary. Although it is unnecessary to test make-up products on monkeys as they did a few years back, but say you have a new medicine. Should we skip straight to human testing, or let it out on the market without any testing? If people did that, it would make more than just PETA angry. Although its not really right, its better than the alternative, unsafe drugs being released into the world. It is a necessary evil people will have to put up with. Besides, evil is just a point of view. The other side is always wrong, therefore evil. But not necessarily. They may simply be a little more willing to accept the fact that good is not achieved through good alone, you have to drag a little bit of evil in with it. For those of you who want to read the story here it is.
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Baby Cakes by Neil Gaiman A few years back all of the animals went away. We woke up one morning, and they just weren’t there anymore. They didn’t even leave us a note, or say goodbye. We never figured out quite where they’d gone. We missed them. Some of us thought that the world had ended, but it hadn’t. There just weren’t any more animals. No cats or rabbits, no dogs or whales, no fish in the seas, no birds in the skies. We were all alone. We didn’t know what to do. We wandered around lost, for a time, and then someone pointed out that just because we didn’t have animals anymore, that was no reason to change our lives. No reason to change our diets or to cease testing products that might cause us harm. After all, there were still babies. Babies can’t talk. They can hardly move. A baby is not a rational, thinking creature. And we used them. Some of them we ate. Baby flesh is tender and succulent. We flayed their skin and decorated ourselves in it. Baby leather is soft and comfortable. Some of them we tested. We taped open their eyes, dripped detergents and shampoos in, a drop at a time. We scarred them and scalded them. We burn them. We clamped them and planted electrodes into their brains. We grafted, and we froze and we irradiated. The babies breathed our smoke, and the babies’ veins flowed with our medicines and drugs, until the stopped breathing or their blood ceased to flow. It was hard, of course, but necessary. No one could deny that. With the Animals gone, what else could we do? Some people complained, of course. But then, they always do. And everything went back to normal. Only… Yesterday, all the babies were gone. We don’t know where they went. We didn’t even see them go. We don’t know what we’re going to do without them. But we’ll think of something. Humans are smart. It’s what makes us superior to the animals and the babies. We’ll figure something out. |